CHARACTERS
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- A MEASURING MAN – He has the tools to understand.
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- AN INQUISITIVE MAN – He is interested in results.
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- SURVEILLANCE PETER – A watched pot boils on an active stove.
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- ANDY – A cartoon man.
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- WHEAT – Who could anticipate something like that?
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- HARRY KEARNS – Something’s gone wrong.
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- GREG BILCORN – He is just trying to stay interested.
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- PASSERBY – “Please leave me out of it, I am a deer.”
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- CAROL FROSBY – As Janet Chambers.
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- UNCREDITED – As Arthur.
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- HAROLD BORACE – Writer, Director.
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- H. JAMISON PEPPERCRAFT – Convoluted name, convoluted guy.
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- FRANCINE TRENCH – A consummate professional.
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- MICHAEL ALBATROSS – A regular size.
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- HENRY ALBATROSS – Very large.
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- AVERY BELMONT – Visiting from Elsewhere.
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- REAL ESTATE CHUCK – “A Chuck in time saves nine!”
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- JAMES GOTE – Unlikely to show his hand.
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- BLUE DARBY – Difficult to read.
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- CURRENTLY OBSERVED
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- DOG – It’s a dog.
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- BIRDCONDUCTOR – The Birdconductor knows the score.
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- CONDUCTOR DAVIS – Not a birdconductor, apparently.
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- HAMMER CONRAD – Hammer enthusiast, rendered angular by a polygon deficit.
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- GRAINBLIN – Look behind his furnace for additional Hammerbullions.
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- BHOST – Provides council; a hammer is no moral compass.
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- PJANSPACE JEWELDOG – Not in love with the idea of getting hit with a hammer.
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- BRIAN BILCORN – Who among us? Can yes who Brian. It is Brian. Great!
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- CHESTER OF NOTES AND SMALL INFORMATIONS – Useful primarily for petty tasks.
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- PROPRIETOR OF THE DROOPING HORSE – A wanderer.
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- GORNALD FRANLOUGH – Constructor of poems, currently dead.
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- SECURITY JEFFREY – He watches the locks.
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- NOT BIRDCONDUCTOR – This one isn’t him.
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- EXCRETED DREAM DOG – Much smaller than a regular dog.
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- ANIMAL COP – A cop to the animals. A man, but an ANIMAL. COP.
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- DOG RUFFIAN #1 – CGI?
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- PAUL, CI – Once in the good graces of the fuzz.
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- ORD JANSSEN – Creator of Andy & Wheat.
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- RENSLER – Does not seem like a healthy man.
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- CLERK NATALIE – More or less OK with how things are going.
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- WENDIGORDON – Surely has an unseen cartoon special.
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- OBSTRUCTING BYSTANDER – The game has some balance issues.
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- FATHER PUPNOLD – A spiritual guide.
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- ADOLESCENT ELF-BOY JONATHAN – An inquisitive lad.
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- CERAMIC BIRD-JAR – Full of Moon Cookies.
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- WALTER SEBASTIAN – Not in love with reckless driving.
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- GULL – A reckless driver.
SOON TO BE ADDED TO CHARACTER GRID:
Welter Bilcorn, Coalman, Baseball Raymond, Barry Conductearns, Off-Brandy, Linda Helmint, Deborah?, Seagull
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